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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:54 am 
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Here's a (real) training video for forklift drivers from Germany. It's in German but even those who (like myself) can't speak German should get the idea...

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!

Copy/paste the link to your browser. I wish we had training videos like this...
www.saunalahti.fi/huhtaka/Saksalainen_t ... svideo.wmv

EDIT: and here's a question to native English speakers about the first sentence in this post. Which way do you understand it:
1) it is a video from Germany
2) it is a video for German forklift drivers.

1) was what I intended to say but suddenly I'm not so sure about the meaning of what I wrote...  :blush:

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I'm sure it's not meant to be funny, but it is!
and it means (2) I'm afraid

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:10 am 
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Good lord, Mojarn, that had me in tears! Icky, but funny! Khornate Training Institute, I'd say.
By the way, I understood (1); but it could have meant (2) as well.

PS - you should see what servitor-drivers get up to with forklifts the size of Ordinati...

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:57 am 
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LOL! :D This one just keeps getting better and better! :laugh:
Thanks for sharing!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:11 pm 
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Man, my training video for forklift didnt look ANYTHING like that.... :D :p :O

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:12 pm 
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Quote (Mojarn Piett @ 25 2004 Oct.,23:54)
Here's a (real) training video for forklift drivers from Germany.
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EDIT: and here's a question to native English speakers about the first sentence in this post. Which way do you understand it:
1) it is a video from Germany
2) it is a video for German forklift drivers.

1) was what I intended to say but suddenly I'm not so sure about the meaning of what I wrote... ?:blush:

This is a mistake even many native speakers make. I know I do. When I realize I have done it, I rewrite the sentence another way, like;

"Here is a real fork lift driver training video.  It was made in Germany."

But the truth is, your English is often better then most of the Americans I know. I would be proud to be able to write as well in another language as you do.  :D

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:06 am 
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Quote (dafrca @ 26 2004 Oct.,15:12)
But the truth is, your English is often better then most of the Americans I know. I would be proud to be able to write as well in another language as you do. ?:D

I'll second that, other than English I've no language at all 'cept a smattering of words in Irish, French, Spanish and German

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Truth be told, for the most part, you cannot tell the nationality of people on this forum just from the posts.  The english is pretty good all round.  :)

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1 and 2 .
Our language is random at the best of times.
Your English is better than my Finnish for sure.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 11:27 pm 
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Oh, and for anyone who hasnt had OSHA forklift training, and has some doubts about the video being 'real' , they are doing exactly what the training specifies. Maybe a little unorthodox in the delivery, perhaps, but then, it is much less boring than my training was!  :D

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That's it! I mean it's gory, and even funny, but I guess it really sticks in your mind and reminds you what's not on when messing about with forklifts - never drove one, but had a couple at the sink factory where I worked and several at the shipyard. Useful beasts, dangerous only if misused. I wouldn't like Klaus to be on the workforce.... headless or otherwise.
We had t6his forklift driver at the shipyard, with a big diesel lifter, he used to tell the men to place a coin on the crane rail for him: incredibly, he'd manage to manoeuvre this onto the blades and lift it up.

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