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iblisdrax
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:47 am |
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Thou shalt not mess with Primarch, either. Cuz if he ever decided to sell off all his epic stuff at once, the whole capitalist system would collape in chaos!!
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Justiniel
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:02 am |
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Quote (iblisdrax @ 15 2004 Sep.,01:47) | Thou shalt not mess with Primarch, either. ?Cuz if he ever decided to sell off all his epic stuff at once, the whole capitalist system would collape in chaos!!
my 2cents,
iblisdrax | Thank Heavens he's not a Chaos Agent then.........is he?
Happy Year 'P'
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:32 am |
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Quote (iblisdrax @ 15 2004 Sep.,01:47) | Thou shalt not mess with Primarch, either. Cuz if he ever decided to sell off all his epic stuff at once, the whole capitalist system would collape in chaos!!
my 2cents,
iblisdrax | And if he drops it on you all at once you'll be crushed to death.
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netepic
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:41 am |
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iblisdrax
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:13 pm |
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hmmm....if they were loose, you'd drown in epic!!!!
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iblisdrax
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dafrca
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:09 pm |
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Quote (primarch @ 15 2004 Sep.,06:23) | Hi!
If you dropped all of it on someone, you'd definitely kill 'em.....
Primarch | Could you just see that trial:
"Why yes, we do have the murder weapon your honor. It is that stack of boxes over there...."
[Points to a large pile of old SM, Epic40k, and AT boxes...]
"But those are toys."
"Yes your honor, but deadly toys in the right hands."
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iblisdrax
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:36 pm |
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and then the judge would say,
"Its inconcievable that any one person could accumulate that many in a lifetime!"
thats our Primarch!
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iblisdrax
_________________ "Have Leman Reuss, will travel"
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Justiniel
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:14 am |
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Maybe we can find a sympathetic Judge....
" I find the victim guilty of breaking 3 aircraft off their stands and crushing 27 Guardsmen during his death throes"
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Jimbo
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:26 am |
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Quote (dafrca @ 15 2004 Sep.,17:09) | Could you just see that trial:
"Why yes, we do have the murder weapon your honor. It is that stack of boxes over there...."
[Points to a large pile of old SM, Epic40k, and AT boxes...]
"But those are toys."
"Yes your honor, but deadly toys in the right hands."
dafrca |
"But they are nice toys, and on behalf of the court I will confiscate them"
the judge then whispers to the clerk of the court
"...and I'll make a mint selling these on eBay."
the judge then turns to the defendent
"As it is your birthday Mr Primarch, you have been found guilty, but I shall only sentence you to a fine of ?50, and by the way Happy Birthday Primarch as well."
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Xavi
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:33 am |
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Commiting a crime in your birthday day should be charge-free. You are fining them a primarchload man. 50 pounds is nothing compared to the entrail p[ain that could cause!
Post like this make you lose your confidence in the legal system and fair trials 
Happy year to all.
Xavi
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vanvlak
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:50 am |
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Nice way to go, though, crushed by tonnes of Epic models... there can be worse ways.
Happy Thursday, Primarch. 
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Xavi
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:10 am |
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Indeed. But I can imagine a few better ones as well 
Xavi
PD: now I will be at least be called to be an heretic for that comment 
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iblisdrax
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Post subject: Happy Birthday Primarch! Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:16 pm |
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Primarch? U there? I hope that hurricane that's dancing over you didnt mess you up or anything.
my 2cents,
iblisdrax
_________________ "Have Leman Reuss, will travel"
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