Turn 1Nobody has any teleports.
Strategy Roll: Tau
Awaiting the approach of the enemy, Barracuda Squadron Alpha goes on CAP.
Blitz Brigade 1 double up the hill and just gets AMHC 2 in range… (We’ve learned that you have to place extra templates so they hit as many of the target formation as possible instead of freely hitting multiple formations or this would’ve been *REALLY* bad.)

…and place a single Blast marker… WOOT!
AMHC 2 feels obliged to respond and advances over the ruins to partially markerlight Blitz Brigade 2 and lets fly! They score 3 Guided Missile hits, 2 Smart Missile hits, and 6 Railgun hits… and here’s where my opponent gets tricky: He assigns the regular AT hits first… then the Smart Missile AP hits, to the already allocated Deth Koptas… and then the Guided Missile hits to the Death Koptas which are the only things marked! So, even with 11 hits, *two* units in the Blitz Brigade aren’t even touched! Still, all that kunning means only the two Flakwagonz and a single Deth Kopta survive as the Tau flip the bird… or fish? at them.
Blitz Brigade 2 replies in kind, doubling forward and zapping 2 of AMHC 2’s Hammerheads out of the sky.
Wanting to get in on the fun, the Stompamob doubles forward, moving from cover to cover, before also opening fire on AMHC 2… dropping another 2 Hammerheads, including the Networked Drones, breaking the formation.
Hammerheads Yellow advance to pop-up and fire on the Supa-Stompa, stripping 3 Powerfields.
Hammerheads Red advance, popping up to hammer Blitz Brigade 2… trashing a single Gunwagon.
Fighta-Bommer Sqwadron 1 dives down to Hammerhead Silver. A flurry of anti-air missiles only place a single Blast marker as the Flyboyz take out 1 Hammerheads, breaking the support cadre.
Bright light drills down from heaven as the Hero Cruiser arrives overhead, targeting the Supa-Stompa… one shot misses (
Dang that cover!) while the other does 3DC of damage.
The Warlord’s Warband doesn’t need any encouragement to march forward into the thick of things.
Barracuda Squadron 2 intercepts Sqwadron 1, taking out 1 Fighta-Bomma.
Hammerheads Green advances on Blitz Brigade 2 and takes out 2 more Gunwagons, breaking the Orks.
Sqwadron 2 easily braves a lot of missiles and strafe Hammerheads Green… taking out the Skyray and the command Hammerhead! D’OH!
AMHC HQ attempts to advance… and fails! So they take the patient hunter route and regroup.
The Kult of Speed revs its engines… and *MARCHES* all the way across the board towards the AMHC HQ!
And then, with a sound like thunda, the Landa tears through the clouds to perform a ground assault on the AMHC! Hunter Missiles… do nothing… CAPing Barracudas… do nothing…

The Orks land and come boiling out to attack.

Two Stormboyz are gunned down as a Hammerhead and the Skyray are taken out… and, it’s a tie!

Two more Stormboyz fall, two Hammerheads, including the command tank, are trashed and this time… the Tau manage to win by “3â€Â