Neal, I think you are carrying the argument to an extreme that nobody (that I know of) has brought up before. The SGthread that goes back to my original complaint proposed a very simple solution that allowed a middle ground to be reached on skimmer vs. skimmer. CC-skimmers didn't force their opposing skimmers into CC. Each side simply chose CC or FF values that they felt were best. The rule didn't even need changing. It just required an FAQ that stated in a skimmer vs. skimmer assault, both players may choose to use CC or FF values for any units involved. The RAW seems to indicate that
anyway.
The CC-skimmers get their choice. The FF-skimmer get their choice. The assault simulates the 'dogfight' that everyone keeps bringing up. There are no extra steps and nothing new to keep track of. If you read the old thread Greg was still commenting on the 'compexity' of my proposal when there simply was none - he never got it.
As for a large CC-skimmer (and I can only think of one) the rule could represent it ramming itself into the smaller skimmers, the smaller skimmers getting a bit too close and falling prey to the CC attacks of the larger CC-skimmer, or other situations. All very abstract and all very much in the spirit of Epic.
But as I said before, it isn't a deal breaker for me. Unlike Scarik who is apparently willing to burn his Epic collection and scratch build 6mm hookers from the ruins if he doesn't get his way

, I have chocked it up as just one of a couple goofy rules that make me roll my eyes when they come up.
Skimmer vs. Skimmer
See?
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