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Its been awhile since we had a Joke... |
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke...  Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:41 am |
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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and
there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked a little further and saw another pen
with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, ! "Go up and ask
him if it was with the same cow."
The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should ! eventually make a full recovery. 
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primarch
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:15 am |
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Hi!
Tas, this joke also exsists in Spanish and they are pretty much identical. Funny because its true!
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:58 am |
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Mojarn Piett
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:28 am |
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:56 am |
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:38 pm |
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| Quote (Mojarn Piett @ 22 2004 Jan.,06:28) | | I just don't think women like that exist... |
More then one.
One is my mother.  _________________ The Fifth Horseman. Quality over quantity.  Realm of the Horseman ? ? The mirror site.
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Tas
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:33 pm |
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| Quote (the_fifth_horseman @ 22 2004 Jan.,22:38) | | Quote (Mojarn Piett @ 22 2004 Jan.,06:28) | | I just don't think women like that exist... |
More then one.
One is my mother. ? |
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Post subject: Its been awhile since we had a Joke... Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:53 am |
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