I have never seen my great achievments reduced to such superflious foot notes....
Against opisition that managed to be friendly, whilst hiding a deep and twisted cunning, and whilst constantly hounded by the whims of an evil (and I suspect pointy eared) God that forced such tragedies as 7 ones in a row, I pulled of some pretty exciting wins. Indeed I expect Homeric epics to be being penned by the people of Southern Scotland (England) in appreciation.
If someone does take it upon themselves to write such poetry, please omit the utter doing I got from Tim....