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Author: | vanvlak [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:29 pm ] |
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HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS! Today your Uncle Van will teach you how to build an observatory or a laser dome for your Epic Armies or your Victorian Science Fiction soldiers! Let's get started straight away! Look at this picture - can you see what is in it? |
Author: | Lion in the Stars [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:31 pm ] |
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hmmm... looks like a dead can of edge shaving gel, Uncle Van! |
Author: | vanvlak [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Uncle Van's Modelling Hour |
No, no, it's not whipped cream. ![]() It's Uncle Van's old shaving foam can - well done Lion in the Stars! Uncle Van has shaved his beardy stubble (or is it stubbley beard?) and has finished his shaving foam. He will put away his blue razor (careful, now, the razor is sharp!) and take the can to his workbench. Isn't this exciting? ![]() Now, watch what Uncle Van does: very carefully, he uses a blunt instrument to lever the plastic top off - carefully! - there - it's off! There, can you see it? Next to the red patch? Oh no! That's blood! Uncle Van has hurt himself with the blunt instrument! No wonder the picture is shaky! ![]() |
Author: | vanvlak [ Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Uncle Van's Modelling Hour |
Right, I'll take over until that nerk of an Uncle gets better. Paint the can top, plonk it on the table, place a stripy Ork vehicle next to it and take pic. End of story. Cheers all (insert tinkly signature tune here) ![]() |
Author: | Justiniel [ Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:26 am ] |
Post subject: | Uncle Van's Modelling Hour |
Hurry up with episode two, Uncle Van |
Author: | Warhead [ Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:12 am ] |
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There, can you see it? Next to the red patch? Oh no! That's blood! Uncle Van has hurt himself with the blunt instrument! No wonder the picture is shaky! Will Uncle Van be Ok?.. Are you sure he's been taking the right medication?.. ![]() |
Author: | Legion 4 [ Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:52 am ] |
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Very Interesting UV ! ![]() |
Author: | vanvlak [ Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:11 am ] |
Post subject: | Uncle Van's Modelling Hour |
Thank you all for your kind words. Uncle Van is taking strong doses of caffeine to aid his recovery, and is not yet well enough, but he has sent a message to his fans: " ![]() End of message. Stay tuned for the upcoming summer special: Uncle Van's Printer Mania! |
Author: | Otterman [ Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:53 am ] |
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Hey Uncle Van, where you be? |
Author: | vanvlak [ Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:01 am ] |
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Recovery from flesh wounds is a slow process, young feller me lad. |
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