| Quote (Dwarf Supreme @ 10 Mar. 2006 (16:58)) |
| Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. |
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| Author: | Dwarf Supreme [ Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:58 pm ] |
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I know this is way OT, but I had to post it since it's soooo funny. Enjoy! These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district (spellings have been left intact). ====== My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. ====== Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot. ====== Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33. ====== Please excuse Gloria from jim today. She is administrating. ====== Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. ====== John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. ====== Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. ====== Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. ====== Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. ====== Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. ====== Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the shits. [Words in ( )'s were crossed out]. ====== Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak. ====== Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. ====== Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. ====== I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. ====== Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it was Sunday. ====== Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. ====== My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. ====== Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. ====== Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. ====== Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover ====== Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor. ====== Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. ====== Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids. |
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| Author: | kr00za [ Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:58 pm ] | ||
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| Author: | firestorm40k [ Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:02 pm ] | ||
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Perhaps I'm just very peurile, but i found this one funniest...   
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| Author: | Legion 4 [ Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:03 am ] |
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Hmmm ... nothing like higher education !
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| Author: | Tas [ Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:11 am ] |
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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. | |
| Author: | Legion 4 [ Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:53 pm ] |
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GO NAVY !  ?If it were Paras ... she'd be out for a week !  Oh my !  
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| Author: | primarch [ Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:51 pm ] |
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Hi! The "shits", that is so hilarious!! Primarch |
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| Author: | Markconz [ Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:13 pm ] |
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Hehe
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| Author: | MemphisMark [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:35 am ] |
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Sounds like the Memphis School District. |
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| Author: | Mojarn Piett [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Excuse notes |
Hilarious! Saved my Monday!! Some Finnish kid forged an absence note but the teacher got suspicious when the reason for absence was stated to be "Angina Pectoris".
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