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Author:  Mojarn Piett [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:56 am ]
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L4, take note!   :p

And Tas, wanna try some the next time you are at sea?  :devil:  :laugh: :p

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

Author:  Tas [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:29 pm ]
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Hillarious!
Edible kilts?  Brilliant!


Done a few, have seen several of them done. ?Sometimes to me...
...once ?:D





Author:  nealhunt [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:37 pm ]
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The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.


I had to stop reading at that point because my laughter was disturbing my coworkers.

I was in the Marines and when I ran with the army ROTC guys at school I had to edit a large portion of my cadences.  At times, they would actually stop repeating them and look around in a confused manner.  And in the marines, we commonly referred to (non-corpsman) naval personnel as squids and there were multiple references in cadences to them.
Author:  Dwarf Supreme [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:54 pm ]
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LMAO! :D  These are hilarious! It was really difficult NOT to laugh uproariously while I read these at work.  :p :D

Author:  Justiniel [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:55 pm ]
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LOL :laugh: :laugh:

Sounds like exactly the sort of guy you would want to be in the army with.





Author:  Legion 4 [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 4:58 pm ]
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Sounds good to me ... makes sense on so many levels ! :laugh:  Even for a former Infantry Officer ! ??? :;): :p

Author:  Lion in the Stars [ Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:31 pm ]
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Daring SERE grads to eat bugs?  Duh.  Besides, sometimes, the bugs taste better than MREs.

I'm surprised he survived taunting anyone in the throes of nicotine withdrawls, though.  That's just asking for a most righteous stomping (I don't smoke, and I know this).

Author:  primarch [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:28 am ]
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Hi!

Hehe, great read!

Primarch

Author:  Markconz [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:32 am ]
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:D  Nice post!

Author:  Ginger [ Sat Jan 28, 2006 3:08 am ]
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HeHe ?

Superb - should have a warning on the possible effects of laughing too much.

Ginger

Author:  LDADAMS12 [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:43 am ]
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Yep, sent then new guys off to find the "Grid Squares".  We also would breakout the F.M. 69, A few time we would have a new Lt. thinking the they were really Field Manuals.

Daryl

Author:  Legion 4 [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 6:35 am ]
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Damn stupid LTs ... no wait ...  :o0  Never mind ! :blush:  :oops:  :;):

Author:  Tas [ Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:45 am ]
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hehe - Ive also had people ask for a "long wait", left handed screwdrivers, striped paint and more.

Another good one is seeing the new seaman go around the ship "charging" the luminescent escape signs with torches  :laugh:

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