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Heresiarch
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets  Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:17 pm |
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May as well add to the humour quotient today with 6 new classification schemes for information from the Pentagon.
See if you can spot the Spaceballs' reference. 
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ALTERNATIVE COVER SHEETS FOR CLASSIFIED INFO
While underlying questions of secrecy and disclosure carry a potent primeval charge, the actual implementation of government secrecy policy is about as boring as it could be.
In a rare attempt to leaven the subject with humor, some unidentified person has produced spoofs of the colored cover sheets that are often used on classified documents (Standard Forms 703, 704, and 705 for Top Secret, Secret and Confidential, respectively).
Three previously published bogus cover sheets (for Futile, Stupid and B*ll**** Information) have been augmented by three new ones.
The collection was circulated this week at the Pentagon.
See the set here:
http://www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/coversheets.pdf
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Lion in the Stars
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 9:47 pm |
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ROFLMAO!!!!
I showed those to the command Security Manager. He thought they were pretty appropriate, and decided that this enlisted man had too much spare time on his hands. I denied creating them, and showed him this link. He's still not amused with me. 
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Cuban Commissar
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:06 am |
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Funny... 
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Mojarn Piett
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:41 am |
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Hehe, all GW fluff should be labeled with the last one.
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Tas
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:22 am |
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My "In Progress" folder is now appropriately labelled....
As the Unit Security Officer I can do stuff like that
thanks for the great link!
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Dwarf Supreme
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:16 pm |
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Legion 4
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:04 pm |
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I can't comment as a Former ADM Missions Officer with a TS ... If I tell you anything I have to kill you ... 
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Lion in the Stars
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:43 pm |
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The best proof that this really was circulating around the Pentagon is the 'Pathetic' coversheet.
L4, you're just afraid to admit to believing that the 'Ludicrous' coversheet belongs on your ADM manuals. That's OK, my guys aren't afraid to admit it.
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Legion 4
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Post subject: [Humour] Classified info cover sheets Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:37 am |
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"I know nothing ... nothing !" - Sgt Schultz  
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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
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