The Proper Attitude
The airline transport pilot leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful then a 747, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with God.
The multi-engine pilot leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 707, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God.
The insturment pilot leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind conditions, is almost as powerful as a Learjet, nearly as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on the water of an indoor pool, and talks to God if special request is approved.
The commercial pilot leaves high marks when attempting to leap short buildings, loses a tug of war with a twin engine aircraft, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally adressed by God.
The private pilot barely clears a campfire tent, is run over by a single engine aircraft, sometimes recognizes a speeding bullet, can dog paddle through placid pools of water, and thinks he can communicate with animals.
The solo'ed student pilot runs into buildings, recognizes a Cessna 172 two out of three times, has never seen a speeding bullet, can float in most liquids if properly instructed, and talks to water.
The non-solo'ed pilot falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says "Hey look at the airplanes", wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.
The mechanic lifts buildings and then walks under them, kicks airplanes out of hangers, catches speeding bullets with his teeth, and freezes water with a single glance .............
..........The Mechanic IS GOD
My oldest son sent me this I thought it was cool
Jaldon
