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For all you cat lovers out there.
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Author:  iblisdrax [ Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:01 am ]
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Pawsense

:p

my 2cents,

iblisdrax

Author:  primarch [ Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:05 am ]
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Hi!

If it comes with automatic contact "electro-shock" utility, I'll buy it.... }:)

Primarch

Author:  vanvlak [ Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:16 am ]
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Bad Primarch! Hah, as if that software would work. If it were to hiss, they'd attack the computer; if it were to make the harmonica sound they (well, at least one of mine - an Adeptus Mechanofelis) would investigate REALLY well. As for the typing - using a keyboard with most of the letters worn out + my newyly-developed erratic typing means it's probably keep hissing and spitting at me as I work. :(

Author:  Warmaster Nice [ Mon Nov 15, 2004 9:37 am ]
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LOL! The same here.
....Also please bear in mind that the Imperium shuns invention. -We don't like them fancy gadgets. If a bolter works there's no reason to replace it with some fancy schmansy computer programme :p

Cheers! :D

Author:  iblisdrax [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:09 am ]
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Please note that you get the same effect if you set your screensaver to a short delay, say 4 minutes, and give it a short password... the odds of the cat hitting the keys in the proper order are slim.  And if you are curious, yes it works for small children too, thats how I keep my computers from disaster.... :p

my 2cents,

iblisdrax

Author:  primarch [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:14 am ]
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Hi!


LOL! The same here.
....Also please bear in mind that the Imperium shuns invention. -We don't like them fancy gadgets. If a bolter works there's no reason to replace it with some fancy schmansy computer programme


Now THATS and idea....

...if it detects a cat it will activate the twin linked automatic bolters...

...poof, no cat.... }:)

Primarch
Author:  iblisdrax [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 1:47 am ]
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Now, now.....this is a cat lovers thread ....remember that.  Be nice Primarch!  :p

my 2cents,

iblisdrax

Author:  vanvlak [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 8:16 am ]
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Primarch, the machine god is angry (introspective note 1 - chances are you've all seen The Wizard of Oz - remember the wizard's machine operated by the wizard himself? the Ad Mech have a a temple on Mars with a sentient effigy of the machine god - in reality, it's operated by a cat hidden behind it.) (introspective note 2 - Martian dust is excellent cat litter) (introspective note 3 - did you know the Ad Mech have their own equivalent of the Inqui-aaaargghh!  :(

Author:  primarch [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 2:25 pm ]
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Hi!

Okay... I'll be nice...

...the bolter will use extra explosive rounds so it wont suffer.... }:)

Primarch

Author:  iblisdrax [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:14 pm ]
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But won't that blow up the computer also?  Thereby defeating the purpose.  ???

my 2cents,

iblisdrax

Author:  primarch [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:17 pm ]
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Hi!


But won't that blow up the computer also?  Thereby defeating the purpose.


Any excuse is good to upgrade your computer... :;):

Primarch
Author:  iblisdrax [ Tue Nov 16, 2004 3:31 pm ]
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Hmmm......can you consider complete replacement an upgrade?   Maybe there IS a market for this after all....."All gamers in need of an upgrade, insure your computer and buy our part!  Instant Upgrade Status!"  :p

my 2cents,

iblisdrax

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