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| Author: | Tas [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Its been awhile since we had a Joke... |
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, ! "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should ! eventually make a full recovery. |
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| Author: | primarch [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Its been awhile since we had a Joke... |
Hi! Tas, this joke also exsists in Spanish and they are pretty much identical. Funny because its true! Primarch |
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| Author: | Legion 4 [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:58 am ] |
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| Author: | Mojarn Piett [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:28 am ] |
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Thanks!!! |
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| Author: | iblisdrax [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Its been awhile since we had a Joke... |
my iblisdrax |
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| Author: | the_fifth_horseman [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:38 pm ] | ||
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More then one. One is my mother. |
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| Author: | Tas [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:33 pm ] | ||||
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| Author: | primarch [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Its been awhile since we had a Joke... |
Hi! Mojarn, you need to get out more. Lots of women are like that.... Primarch |
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| Author: | Mojarn Piett [ Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:53 am ] | ||
| Post subject: | Its been awhile since we had a Joke... | ||
Out? What does that mean? Are you implying there's life beyond my mini-painting station? Do they paint misis there? |
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