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Author:  Tas [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 1:41 am ]
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A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits is that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and
there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen
with a sign that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said,
"That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something
from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, ! "Go up and ask
him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been reduced from critical to stable and he should ! eventually make a full recovery.  :laugh:

Author:  primarch [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:15 am ]
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Hi!

Tas, this joke also exsists in Spanish and they are pretty much identical. Funny because its true!

Primarch

Author:  Legion 4 [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:58 am ]
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:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :;):

Author:  Mojarn Piett [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:28 am ]
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Thanks!!! :laugh:  :laugh: I just don't think women like that exist... :blues:

Author:  iblisdrax [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 7:56 am ]
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:p



my  :D  :D  cents,

iblisdrax

Author:  the_fifth_horseman [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 2:38 pm ]
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Quote (Mojarn Piett @ 22 2004 Jan.,06:28)
I just don't think women like that exist...

More then one.
One is my mother.  :L

Author:  Tas [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:33 pm ]
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Quote (the_fifth_horseman @ 22 2004 Jan.,22:38)
Quote (Mojarn Piett @ 22 2004 Jan.,06:28)
I just don't think women like that exist...

More then one.
One is my mother. ?:L

:o

Author:  primarch [ Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:40 pm ]
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Hi!

Mojarn, you need to get out more. Lots of women are like that.... :;):

Primarch

Author:  Mojarn Piett [ Fri Jan 23, 2004 7:53 am ]
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Quote (primarch @ 22 2004 Jan.,20:40)
Hi!

Mojarn, you need to get out more. Lots of women are like that.... :;):

Primarch

Out? What does that mean? Are you implying there's life beyond my mini-painting station? Do they paint misis there?  :o or play epic?  :l

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