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Author:  kr00za [ Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:12 pm ]
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What ever happened to white dog poo??? :{
There used to be loads of it laying about when I was young.
Now its all gone :o
So where is it? :L
Author:  MaksimSmelchak [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:02 am ]
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Krooza,

Huh?

Is this a joke?

Maksim-Smelchak.
Author:  kr00za [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:11 am ]
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Well it does say Chat about anything :D
And it is a very valid question too :;):
This question came up other nite when I was in the pub and no one knew the answer.
Author:  Legion 4 [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 4:57 am ]
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I'm clueless ... on more levels than one ! :laugh:
Author:  kr00za [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:56 am ]
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Well here in the UK you used to see white dog poo laying in the street.
Then about 15 years ago it started to get rarer.
Now you only see the brown type.
So I was wondering if anyone knew what had happened to it :)
Author:  primarch [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:08 pm ]
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Hi!

This is funny on so many levels..... :D

I will now give this thread some weight by giving some scientific mumbo-jumbo...

White stool, known as "acolic stool" is stool that lacks the normal brown pigmentation due to lack of bililiary pigment. Thats the stuff in your gallbladder that is secreted via your intestines and excreted.

White stool is a clinical indicator or a problem with the secretion of such pigment. This may be due to a dysfunctional gallbladder, obstruction of the bile flow or damage to the part of the intestine that secretes it.

So it appears that dogs today enjoy a much better "bile health" than their predecessors, thus the rarity of white stool.

Aren't you glad you asked?  :L

Primarch
Author:  stormseer [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 2:15 pm ]
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...mystery solved eh? ..cheers Primarch.. :laugh:
Author:  Legion 4 [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:00 pm ]
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Hats off to the Doctor ! :;):
Author:  primarch [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:37 pm ]
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Hi!

Its part of medical training to learn how to shoot BS around, its required learning.  :L

Primarch
Author:  kr00za [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:46 pm ]
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Are you sure about that theroy?
I have in from a good source that the reason white poo is no longer readily avaliable is because of goverment cut backs, which have ment local councils have had to lay-off the poo-painters that go around town every morning painting all the poop white. :;):
Author:  primarch [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:54 pm ]
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Hi!

The government always has something to do with everything.... :;):

In this case, the "pro-brown poop" lobby got legislation passed that  there was discrimination against brown poop, therefore funds were shunted towards better doggie diets and thus less white poop.

Which is good because white poop thought it didn't stink.... :L

Primarch
Author:  Gandalf the Grey [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:01 pm ]
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My friend told me the other day that he was walking his dog and it's stool was blue! Turns out the doggie ate a crayon.  

True story.
Author:  kr00za [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:55 pm ]
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Its a shame his dog didnt have worms.
Your friend could have got it to drag its arse across some paper and draw a picture.
Ive seen simular things in the Tait-Moden Gallery in London ?:L
Author:  primarch [ Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:24 pm ]
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Hi!

kr00za, that was too funny to make a comeback on.... :D  :D

Primarch
Author:  Mojarn Piett [ Fri Oct 03, 2003 6:39 am ]
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I see there seems to be at least one person who shares my feelings about modern "art".  :laugh:
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