Since there nowadays are talk like pirate day and whatnot I hereby declare this day to be the worldwide ye olde jokes day. Just because I can.
Jail vs. Work
IN JAIL most of the time is spent in a 2m x 2,5m cell.
AT WORK you sit in a 1,5m x 2m cubicle.
IN JAIL you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK you have an unpaid lunch hour and the lunch must be bought.
IN JAIL good behavior will reduce your sentence.
AT WORK good performance is rewarded with more work.
IN JAIL guards open and close doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry a key card and open the doors yourself.
IN JAIL you can play games and watch TV.
AT WORK playing games and watching TV will get you fired.
IN JAIL you have your own bathroom.
AT WORK you have to use a common bathroom.
IN JAIL family and friends can visit you.
AT WORK you can't even talk about family and friends.
IN JAIL taxpayers pay all your expenses.
AT WORK you pay all your expenses plus a portion of your income is deducted to maintain jails.
IN JAIL you long for freedom when looking out from behind the bars.
AT WORK you usually just want to get away and can't even look out.
IN JAIL there are guards who are often called sadists.
AT WORK they're called managers.
