In Warhammer the closest thing to a succubus is crossed with a lobster.

The missions descriptions are the best. I would love to play a game where you had to assassinate the high priest of a mad pudding sect, or where I could have a character that looked like "Benjamin Franklin walking a lizard".

Steve: It's awesome thinking about some British dude drawing this picture and thinking, "Yeah, this is awesome. This is cool as hell. Check out what I just drew guys. Come look at this cool picture."

WHAT YOU WILL NEED: Thousands of dollars to waste on collecting junk and paints for junk. In the years it takes you to buy and assemble a large army Games Workshop will come out with a new army or a new version that renders yours obsolete, so you'll need thousands more dollars.

Steve: Now we're getting to the good stuff. I love when they show all the awesome battles you can have.


Zack: I admit, it does look pretty awesome, but I just added up all the stuff there - models, infantry, scenery - guess how much it would all cost.


Steve: I don't know! Three thousand?


Zack: Not a bad guess, but it's quite a bit higher.


Steve: Five thousand dollars?


Zack: You're getting warmer. Try one last guess.


Steve: Seven thousand.


Zack: It's five million dollars, Steve. All of that costs almost exactly five million dollars.

The awful truth about Warhammer 40,000 : It's for kids, and a lot of adults don't realise that.