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What if we did the Horus Heresy...but with orks?
Okay. Na dann:
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The great Waaaghh! of Warboss and SuperDoc Em Prah has brought billions of Ork worlds under the rule of the Ork Empire.
Being da SuperDoc he created 20 super bosses and gave each of them a band of super boyz. Those super boyz and Em Prah made da biggest, choppiest and shootiest WAAGH! eva!
From all his boyz da Warboss loved Orus Cutclaw the most, for the was cunnigly brutal or brutaly cunning as Gork&Mork. Orus brought more worlds down then any other boy and his boyz of the Luna Wolves were da meanest and greenest of them all. So Em Prah decided to leave the Waagh and play around with some shiny bits and he smacked Orus so bad on the head that Orus became da new Warboss. But den Orus once smacked some stupid humie and got cut by a nasty bit of tech, Orus started dying. Only a Weirdboy from da Waaagh Bearers superboyz could save him and after that Orus wasn't so green anymore. He was contacted by the Talky Bird, Stinking Blob, Ladyman and Bloody Git gods who started telling him dey are greater den Gork&Mork and Em Prah.....
Dispute:
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Surely that should be Talky Bird, Stinking Blob, Ladyman and perfectly reasonable lad.
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But he's red not green.
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That means he goes faster.
Which means he gets into the fight faster.
Khorne talks good sense.
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Point taken.
Now let's work on the Super Boyz legions.
Ok:
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Luna Wolves/Boyz of Orus:
Boss: Orus Cutclaw
Minor Bosses: Abbandon Gitface and Little Orus
Colours: GREEEEN and bronze, Gitface's boyz dress all black making dem so mean tis scary
Strength: 500.000 Super Boyz
Specialization: Lots of Super Nobs and good choppas&shootas, no Grots allowed
Thousand Weirdboyz:
Boss: Maggy the not Green
Minor Bosses: Ahrimaaaan
Colours: Blue cause dis makes dem even weirda
Strength: 1000 boyz and grots
Specialization: All deyr boyz are weirdboyz!
World Smackas:
Boss: ANG RY DA MADDEST OF ALL BOYZ
Minor Bosses: Kharn da Friendly
Colours: RED CAUSE DEY WANNA CHOP FASTA
Strength: lots of boyz
Specialization: CHOPPAAAAASSS
Blood Boyz
Boss: San Greenus
Colours: RED
Strength: Lotz
Specialization: DropRok and Rokkit pack Choppy gitz
Waagh Bearers:
Boss: Log Rawr da Speaky
Minor Boss: Ereboss and Chop Rhaeron
Colours: Black with WAAAGH! and Kaos written on it with blood(red if human, blue for Tau and shiny for Eldar blood)
Strenght: 250.000 boyz and later funny warp gits
Specialization: Lots of Gort meatshield infront of shoota boyz and warp gits
Night Bosses:
Boss: Con Raid Batboy
Minor Bosses: -
Colours: Purple and red batwings on head to go fasta unseen
Strength: 2spooky2count
Specialization: Spooky commando nobs
Waaagh Fists:
Boss: Rogal Facepuncha
Minor Boss: Zigizmund Megachopp
Colour: Yellow
Strength: Pretty strong
Specialization: Teeth, digging holes and big shootas
Utraboyz:
Boss: Ropunch Guillyboy, da smartest boy dere eva was or will be
Minor Boss: Ropunch immitators
Colour: Blue and yellow
Strength: 1267621,5 boyz....da half boy iz cause he lost his lower body and iz noaw attached to a rokit
Specialization: Planning and planning and planning, also being betta at all
Red Scars:
Boss: KHAAAAN
Minor Bosses: -
Colours: Red&White stripes
Strength: Too fast to count
Specialization: CULT OF SPEEED
Big Boss Children:
Boss: Full Grim
Mini Bosses: Faboulus Bile and Full Pretty
Colour: Brown and Yellow
Strength: not many boyz, but dem boyz are really shiny
Specialization: Shootas and Choppas, no Grots or Weirdboyz and excellent Rokkas.
Death Nobs:
Boss: Morktarion
Mini Bosses: Typhoon Megachop
Colours: Green&Brown
Strength: about as many boyz as other Super Bands
Specialization: Choppas and da most bulletproofed boyz in da galaxy, also like chemical weapoonz
Dark Boyz:
Boss: Squiggos El'Choppson
Mini Bosses: -
Colours: Black
Strength: A lot
Specialize: Deff Bombas, Bikas and Nobs
Top Band:
Bosses: Top and Bottom
Mini Bosses: Top and Bottom lookalikes
Colour: Never seen them, probably purple
Strength: Nobody knows
Specialization: Being sneaky gits, they probably don't even exist
Space Squigs:
Boss: Le Mon Dane
Mini Bosses: Lots of bearded Nobz
Colours: Brown
Strength: A lot of boyz and deir mega Squigs
Specialization: Choppy, Squigy and killin otha Super Boyz
