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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists  Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:08 pm |
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On a related note, here comes a musician's joke:
We have a soccer field. On each corner of it we have a musician: a pianist, a drummer, a good bas player and a bad bass player. In the centre of the field we have a 50 dollar bill. Who goes running to get it? The bad bass player
1) Because the pianist doesn?t move his ass for less than 100 bucks
2) You have to tell the drummer anything twice for him to understand it
3) The good bass player doesn?t exist
So we are left with the bad bass player to get it 
Health and sixes,
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:12 pm |
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Hee Hee! Thats a good one too!
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:35 pm |
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Sort of the same idea as the Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Honest Lawyer, and old lady walking down the street, who get the money found on the street? The Old Lady because the other three do not exist. 
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:33 am |
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I have to say what a great group of people this forum is.
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Xavi
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:44 am |
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My sister could ha ve something to say here  The musucian one is specially funny when you have a band and can see the things first-hand. Actualy I think Mark (the bass player) would get the 50 bucks 
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:47 am |
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I think we need a post specifically for jokes...so we can go there to get our daily fill!
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:17 pm |
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| Quote (Xavi @ 18 2004 Sep.,15:08) | 1) Because the pianist doesn?t move his ass for less than 100 bucks
2) You have to tell the drummer anything twice for him to understand it
3) The good bass player doesn?t exist
So we are left with the bad bass player to get it |
Hey! I resemble that remark! This has a whole new depth f you have ever actually been in a band. It is so true._________________ https://www.cybershadow.ninja - A brief look into my twisted world, including wargames and beyond. https://www.net-armageddon.org - The official NetEA (Epic Armageddon) site and resource.
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:12 am |
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Here's on for all mathematicians out there:
A wild-eyed man bursts into a bus yelling: "I'll differentiate you! I'll integrate you!" All the passengers painc and stampede out of the bus, save one. The man goes to sit next to him and asks:"Aren't you afraid that I derivate or integrate you?". "No, I'm e^x".
Explanation for sane people: e^x differentiated of integrated is e^x.  A side note: I hate mathematics... 
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:21 am |
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:37 pm |
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| Quote (Mojarn Piett @ 19 2004 Sep.,23:12) | Here's on for all mathematicians out there:
A wild-eyed man bursts into a bus yelling: "I'll differentiate you! I'll integrate you!" All the passengers painc and stampede out of the bus, save one. The man goes to sit next to him and asks:"Aren't you afraid that I derivate or integrate you?". "No, I'm e^x".
Explanation for sane people: e^x differentiated of integrated ?is e^x. ? ?A side note: I hate mathematics... ? |
My head hurts....
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:48 pm |
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Heh, a group-specific joke that I underastand correctly by miself! great :SD too much economics in my life, i guess.
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Xavi
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Post subject: Jokes for Physicists Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:09 am |
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