minions of the 4 chaos gods are involved in the black crusade.
A small, poorly defended planet lurks ahead, and they are to decide who gets the privilege of serving it up to their master...

1,2,3 - yo!

Paper, Scissors, Rocking out with Slannesh's Pet Frivolous, Nurgle Herald had paper but it's already rotted , those ain't scissors Mr Khorne Bezerker and how many hands to you plan on using O Acolyte of Tzeentech? Oh, this won't work with four.

right. dice off.

The Herald rolls first. the dice slide off his sticky palm and comes a rest, showing both the three and the five. 'Seven' the hulk gurgles quietly.

The acolyte rolls carefully, taking into account the gravitational field of the planet, the lensing effect of the nearby star and the fact she's wearing odd socks. The dice rolls for ten minutes, spinning carefully. The final result is 'A suffusion of yellow.' The acolyte giggles and is immediately disqualified.

The Bezerker scowls and throws the dice hard into the floor. It shatters into eight pieces, each showing a single pip.
'A good number' he growls.

Frivolous retrieves the spare dice. A pink wave flows through the air, a sweet musk that all inhale. All eyes are on him as he carefully rolls the dice onto the floor. It's a two. All sigh with disappointment, and the bezerker gestures for him to try again. Frivolous smiles serenely. Tonight, that planet will embrace perfection.

Well ... you don't hear that everyday ...

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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

It seems Nurgle's guy can't count. whoops.

...I thought that was the joke.

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I had assumed this was deliberate and thought it was a good detail

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bowing to popular opinion, yes, yes it was deliberate

I too thought that it was a pretty good one