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The story of your life
netepic	Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:55 pm
Brood Brother Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:26 pm Posts: 7016 Location: Southfields, London, England	Bit of fun for everyone, my life was as follows. Tom fought his enemy: a sexy Sister of Battle after winning the lottery and almost got killed by an army of agitated nurglings because his leg hurt and fell violently ill which completely freaked him out he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the disappointment of some he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a bemused Trolls ankle. The link is http://www.netepic.org/EPICentre/index.php _________________ Tom Webb Author Page: http://www.newtonwebb.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thewebb Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thenewtonwebb Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/thenewtonwebb

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Justiniel

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:00 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:59 am Posts: 3280 Location: Holywood, Northern Ireland

Very, very strange... Justiniel discovered Angron's mother in law down the back of a Great Unclean Ones frock and got locked in prison very happily and everyone felt very sympathetic which made him cry, he felt a sudden ray of hope and just as he hoped he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries. _________________ I'm involved in Nunnery Practice My latest Blog http://www.players.tacticalwargames.net ... p?blogId=8

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Mojarn Piett

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:14 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:35 am Posts: 5455 Location: Finland

It gets better... Mojarn Piett slept in all day with a drunk Squat on a Land Raider and almost got killed by an army of agitated nurglings for no reason at all and chased a bunny, Mojarn Piett then met his long lost son: Mojarn Piett the second, he shot all the bad guys and to the disappointment of some he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries. _________________ I don't know and I let who care. -J.S.

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netepic	Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:30 pm
Brood Brother Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:26 pm Posts: 7016 Location: Southfields, London, England	Quote (Justiniel @ 09 2004 Nov.,13:00) Very, very strange... Justiniel discovered Angron's mother in law down the back of a Great Unclean Ones frock. What a mental image.... _________________ Tom Webb Author Page: http://www.newtonwebb.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thewebb Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thenewtonwebb Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/thenewtonwebb

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vanvlak

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:30 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:52 am Posts: 10348 Location: Malta

Hi all, I got the sister too, lucky underpants - and 36 years... "Vanvlak traveled with a sexy Sister of Battle on a Land Raider during an important business meeting because his leg hurt and banged his head on a wall which completely freaked him out he felt a sudden ray of hope and while wearing his lucky underpants he got caught by the Adeptus Arbites and was sentenced to 36 years in the cubes." _________________ Back from oblivion (again)?

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primarch

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:32 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 12:46 am Posts: 27069 Location: Edmond, Oklahoma USA

Hi! Peter was friends with his mum down the back of a Great Unclean Ones frock and fell into the eternal pit of hell because he felt like it and a heated argument arose which completely freaked him out he made a run for it and which defies what that damn Farseer told him, he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries Whats a "mum"...? Primarch _________________ Primarch The Primarchload Magnetized Titans Tutorial Net Epic Gold Heresy Rules

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MaksimSmelchak

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:34 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:43 pm Posts: 7258 Location: Sacramento, California, USA

OK... Maksim-Smelchak wished that he could sleep all day with a drunk Squat on a Land Raider, but he instead was drafted to train an under-age Imperial regiment from a backward feral world who didn't know their math from their reading. Not being a Comissar Gaunt, Maks has had a hard time of it (Not using the shock stick enough due to silly administrative regulation), but he has now made it away with minimal injuries! Shalom, Maksim-Smelchak. _________________ 6mm Sci-fi: http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/6mm ... nWarGames/ My Personal Blog: http://6mm-minis.blogspot.com/

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netepic	Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:43 pm
Brood Brother Joined: Thu Feb 13, 2003 4:26 pm Posts: 7016 Location: Southfields, London, England	:| I don't remember coding those strings into the arrays . The program has acheived sentience, knew I shouldn't have nicked it from Sky-Net _________________ Tom Webb Author Page: http://www.newtonwebb.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/thewebb Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/thenewtonwebb Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/thenewtonwebb
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MaksimSmelchak

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:53 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:43 pm Posts: 7258 Location: Sacramento, California, USA

I just tried the random one and got this: Maksim-Smelchak was owed money by a man in a wheelchair after leaping from a crashing Thunderhawk during the 31st Black Crusade because his leg hurt and all hell broke loose which started a party, he made a giant leap across the ravine and just as he hoped he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home. Shalom, Maksim-Smelchak. P.S. Some guys get all of the luck! _________________ 6mm Sci-fi: http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/6mm ... nWarGames/ My Personal Blog: http://6mm-minis.blogspot.com/

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dysartes

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:58 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:16 pm Posts: 908

Dysartes went swimming with a baby boy in Mordia and almost got killed by an army of agitated nurglings because his leg hurt and went for a long walk through the park so everyone bowed down to Dysartes, he felt a sudden ray of hope and with his last ounce of strength he got kidnapped and tortured to death. It has its ups and downs, don't it? _________________ The forgotten Champion - AMTL, baby! Dysartes.com - Resources for the Modern Wargamer - Last updated: December 2004 - Next Update: In Progress Sentinels are just young titans that haven't grown up yet!

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the_fifth_horseman

Post subject: The story of your life Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:21 pm

Brood Brother Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2003 12:35 pm Posts: 1259

Fifth Horseman discovered a sexy Sister of Battle after leaping from a crashing thunderhawk and got locked in prison because he felt like it and everyone felt very sympathetic which caused public outcry he shot all the bad guys and to the surprise of the audience he got the money and lived the rest of his life in the Ash wastes Fifth Horseman almost got killed by a sexy Sister of Battle and got banished from the planet in a sad mood and a heated argument arose. Fifth Horseman then escaped through a secret passage, he made a giant leap across the ravine and as he nearly gave up all hope he defeated his enemy and the galaxy was safe again... but for how long?

Tom, how much have you been drinking recently?